draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
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99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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